Comparing Penis Sizes by Scab Madras published on 2020-08-02T09:23:04Z Comparing penis sizes To the pornographic films with parental advisories Getting it out behind the bike shed Comparing the length, the girth and the head CHORUS So many shapes, the big and the small And obviously mine is the nicest of all So give a cheer, scream and shout And let it hang out, let it hang out Comparing penis size And hurray for me because I won the first prize Oh honey I can be your man I can take you by the hand, you can take me by the gland CHORUS Comparing manhood girth As if its the only way that we have worth And ladies mines a hit It's lucky cuz I also know what to do with it CHORUS Its a flop! Genre Punk Comment by Crankubus 10 out of fucking 10 2020-10-15T02:42:16Z Comment by Crankubus "I'll take you by the hand, you can take me by the gland." I laughed mid-sip and beer came out my nose. 2020-10-15T02:39:39Z Comment by Crankubus How could I not click on a song with that name? Literally impossible. 2020-10-15T02:36:29Z Comment by Jane Madsen There seems to be a "red ribbon" theme in your songs, but as long as I'm laughing... 2020-09-18T11:07:54Z Comment by DARKPEAKER yes ha haaa haa love it...just waiting for a femist reponse to this ..called comparing outer labia lengh..stretched out ..well there can always be the"Designer Vagina" route..all junk be praised!! Ahhhh be proud of yer bits and get freaky innit 2020-08-11T15:36:07Z