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Lyrics:
It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited, there was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited.
Luigi stood up and said; "listen everyone, I love you guys. You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!"
Announcer: Excuse me, hi there. I'm the announcer for a fun new family game; it's called Super Smash Brothers
Luigi: That sounds nice, how do we play?
Announcer: Well first I'm gonna walk you into a world of hate and war. Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!
Luigi: I don't think I want to do that.
Announcer: Oh, come on it'll be a bet. Now grab all your little friends, coz it is time to up to mother fucking SMASH!!
Luigi: Wait no!
Lets go! Kick the shit out of your friends!
Luigi: That's not cool..
Have a blast as you beat their ass n' (I don't know this part sorry) 3, 2, 1 SMASH!!
Mario, hey bro AHHHH, got chode, he penis grew 200% I GAVE THEM CHODE!!
Luigi: Can't be all just get aloong?
Absofuckinglutely now that you gotta SMASH!!
The park was destroyed, a hundred bystanders dead. Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head Fox said; "Hey Mario, stop crying, just suck up and fight instead!"
Luigi: I'm Luigi all these blood-stains make my overalls look red.
Sonic looked tough, so Link kicked him in the stuff. The madness of cold-blooded murder'd over taken JigglyPuff! He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit! Then he look three Falcon-Punches like it wasn't even shit!
Luigi: Is the time almost over? I can't tell my face is mashed.
Announcer: Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4, 3, 2, 1 GO!!
Luigi: This blows
You know it Mario and Peach, she thought you were screwed
Luigi: YOU'RE MY OWN BROTHER!!!!
Pickachu's made us fuckin' cute, when he's trying you electrocute you.
PIKA PI!!!!
Samus, is pissed you got a small amount of dude in a suit.
Samus: Oh you're dead bitch!
Luigi: That is the last the god-damn chode!
Announcer: Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fuckin' SMASH!!!
Luigi: Hey look at me now! I'm beatin' my friends. I have to regret. This is the fuckin' best!! Yes I can see now! We're havin' fun in the end. Now it all makes sense.....
I guess, just because we smash eachother, doesn't mean we're not brothers..
(Punch)
Ah, Mario. You suck!
Mario: BITE me!!
- Genre
- Smash