The Ways That I Have Died - [An Undertale Fan Parody] by StrawberryAvenida published on 2016-06-03T19:32:07Z ~Not Mine~ Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk6O_tGD4xc Lyrics: My soul is paralyzed Those bones are twice my size Remeber, don't move if they're blue I've tried so hard and yet The timeline still resets And I don't know what else to do It's hard, but I'll still spare them Every time they come my way I was fried by a hot pan Got dunked on by Sans Fell in a lake of lava out in Hotland Help me Help me I don't wanna die Speared by Undyne near the water Even though I fought her I tried to flee But I couldn't and was slaughtered Help me Help me I've lost track of time With all the ways I've died My friends don't feel the sting Forgetting everything Someday I'll find our happy end And Flowey said to kill But I'm determined still I'll find a way to save my friends It's hard, but I'll still spare them Every time they come my way I was caught by a spider Should've bought some cider Tried to leave, but couldn't dodge Toriel's fire Help me Help me I don't wanna die I was vanquished by Asgore Cut down by Doggo Sentenced to death on a robot game show Help me Help me I've lost track of time With all the ways I've died I've tried to break the barrier for you But Chara's telling me I need to gain LOVE But I don't want to It's hard, but I'll still spare them Every time they come my way No, Chara, I'll choose mercy Over fighting any day I was pitch-slapped by Shyren Burned up by Vulkin Now Pyrope's here and I think my clothes are smoking Help me Help me I don't wanna die Battled a Froggit in the ruins Tricked by a flirtation Got devoured by a dog amalgamation Help me Help me I've lost track of time I was possessed by a child Ruining the timeline Murdered Toriel, Papyrus, and Undyne Chara, stop it Don't choose genocide I was smoked by a blaster Wait, who the hell is Gaster? Just screw it, this whole run is a disaster Gotta reset, try this one more time And hope that I don't die Comment by ghost "smoked by a blaster, who the hell is gaster" hmmm... I'm tempted to say based 2023-07-15T02:30:57Z Comment by Avalon - Project Wildfire Love it. 2023-06-09T15:45:22Z Comment by Edward' wowie!!! make more of this 2023-06-08T14:47:06Z Comment by x tale Love it 2022-07-19T18:38:38Z Comment by nightink Who te HELL is gaster 2022-05-31T11:02:56Z Comment by nightink Slaped by a spider 2022-05-31T11:00:56Z Comment by Lydia F Is this 50 ways to say goodbye? 2022-05-16T18:46:55Z Comment by User 568360464 Listened to this song on a loop for over 5 hours now πππππ 2022-01-26T04:29:28Z Comment by User 568360464 You got to do genocide to get dunked on >:O 2022-01-25T23:31:43Z Comment by Yui Komori/Pancake Sings 2021-10-08T08:45:02Z Comment by π°πππ ππππππππ Bitch slapped π 2021-08-26T20:45:10Z Comment by I'm crying over Storyspin What about countless deaths by Omega Flowey? 2021-06-27T09:00:02Z Comment by ~Unknown Eden~ I love the play on words of *Pitched slapped by Shyren* lmao 2021-06-03T01:07:55Z Comment by I'm crying over Storyspin my fav song now 2021-05-25T11:28:01Z Comment by winters MEXICAN BG MUSIC 2021-05-05T23:39:49Z Comment by π’π£πΊπ΄π΄π’π π―πͺπ¨π©π΅π΄ she got bitch slapped by shyren lmao 2021-04-18T14:33:46Z Comment by agent4 everyone read the lyrcs 2021-03-18T19:00:42Z Comment by agent4 smoked by a blaster who the hell is gaster 2021-03-18T15:25:33Z Comment by Blue Lol 2021-02-06T01:12:17Z Comment by Cassidy Chan I love this song 2020-12-20T02:14:26Z Comment by Teacup @user-284122169: I would not intentionally slap you at this point- 2020-11-07T07:06:54Z Comment by Chara Dreemurr Wait who the hell is gaster 2020-09-10T06:42:52Z Comment by just some guy bitch slapped by shyren omfg 2020-07-14T06:31:20Z Comment by kitty bite 1057 like uwu 2020-07-12T17:22:56Z Comment by Gabe noice 2020-07-02T13:18:16Z Comment by Liloπ We just need to appreceate the line βwho the hell is gasterβ XD 2020-06-13T01:31:17Z Comment by Sparks Is Obsessed With the Arts (OFFLINE) Dang, This is so good!!! Very Creative 2020-05-12T16:34:23Z Comment by Toca144 βBitch slapped by Shyren.β This is too good 2020-05-12T15:43:32Z Comment by just some guy god dammit 2020-04-17T00:53:24Z Comment by just some guy frisk does die a lot tho huh. I mean, usually. I only died once, besides the time I did it on purpose to fix something. 2020-04-03T08:24:19Z