Age of Reason by crumbleboy published on 2023-02-03T06:24:54Z New Crumble Boy song for FAWM 2023 How little did they know? Those dumb dumb idiots Those stupid stupid people They put birds inside of clocks They grew long beards and spoke with god They shoved icepicks in their brains They danced for rain and waited in vain Their corsets crushed their sides They birthed their children then they died They held court and hanged the witch They are all rotting from syphilis They searched for gold in mercury fumes They hacked off their limbs to treat their wounds They saw the Earth as the center of it all They were obsessed with the bumps on their skulls They bristled forth with national pride They filled the trenches then they died They shackled slaves to stealing ships Terrified of monsters in the mist How little did they know?