MMPC 7-13-20 by theMonday Morning Podcast published on 2020-07-13T06:02:07Z Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, animal fights, and managing libidos. Comment by Malagast Mmm... didn’t listen earlier well enough. Was Bill talking about that F1 driver that is a total annoying crybaby and keeps winning all the time? 2020-08-17T07:12:10Z Comment by Bitch fuck off oh my fucking gwad this is my fucking gwad damn mind 24/7, every damn mf day. 2020-07-20T04:10:21Z Comment by Trench damn... them chickens be crazy 2020-07-16T14:47:08Z Comment by Trench I'd admit Lewis is a bitch, he drives like a maniac and never gets the punishment ...love the guy tho lol 2020-07-16T13:41:14Z Comment by Владислав Гордийчук The basement and wall holes are a nobrainer. But them goddam rat fucks can climb the fucking trees and enter through your roof. Get some traps and make sure the house is totally clean. That's how I got rid of the vermin. 2020-07-16T10:26:47Z Comment by SUBMARINE TALKS GOING DEEP haha! We don't miss it either. 2020-07-16T02:27:46Z Comment by SUBMARINE TALKS GOING DEEP The story about the time your girlfriend got the dog without asking first still cracks me the fuck up! You are an absolute legend at storytelling and comedy. 2020-07-16T02:26:14Z Comment by Medhat Nagy this guy needs polygamy/polyamorous relationship, monogamy isn't for everyone 2020-07-16T02:23:04Z Comment by FirstName LastName Pigs will eat people too. A buddy of mine told me a story about his uncle who had a heart attack and got eaten by his pigs while he was screaming. I feel NO guilt about eating bacon. 2020-07-16T01:20:41Z Comment by William Bee I normally like Bill Burr's solutions but this one is terrible. The best thing to do is for the guy to get a divorce, because it will get worse. Way way worse unless she is okay with bringing another women into the relationship. 2020-07-14T21:47:32Z Comment by William Bee This next story is funny. You always hear about how women stop having sex after they get married. This is one of those examples. Only 3 times a week. That is horrible. 3 times a day wouldn't even be enough. If it only takes 3 minutes, than it can't be all that bad for her. sheesh 2020-07-14T21:38:38Z Comment by Sabretooth78 So much for George Carlin's bit on chickens being "decent people" 2020-07-14T17:54:47Z Comment by Sabretooth78 No doubt in my mind that we're a moderate natural disaster (say 2-3 states scale) away from a complete collapse of the federal government, which has proven itself useless on a whole spectrum of issues ranging from the Boeing 737 Max to COVID. God help us if we have an active hurricane season coming up, thanks to the drunken democrat in disguise in the White House. 2020-07-14T17:21:01Z Comment by User 892891277 Rest In Peace Boe Janles; farewell Kenny 2020-07-14T04:39:09Z Comment by William Bee This is why i listen to Bill Burr's podcast. For little stories like this one. Frigging hilarious. 2020-07-14T03:08:57Z Comment by Bif Webster Today's so-called "capitalism" is: Privatize the Benefits/Profits (for corporations) while Socializing the Risks/Debts (for the People). 2020-07-13T23:41:38Z Comment by Sir.Hedlund yeah,pair therapy.. 2020-07-13T21:56:28Z Comment by Sir.Hedlund Is he talking about poor Chris? </3 2020-07-13T21:53:05Z Comment by watcheronthewall Or some bald, red-headed cunt with a rat in his house! hahahaha 2020-07-13T21:11:57Z Comment by DethstruXioN (6®9) Hahah 2020-07-13T19:56:19Z Comment by earlii Exterminator! Better call Orkin. 2020-07-13T19:34:12Z Comment by Chris who came first? the chicken or the rat 2020-07-13T19:31:48Z Comment by Chris More rats 2020-07-13T18:58:35Z Comment by pegah mirbagheri I wanted Nia to stay 🙁 2020-07-13T18:47:32Z Comment by Chris Freddy Geas 2020-07-13T18:34:12Z Comment by Chris put a padlock in a sock I hear that works real good at killing rats 2020-07-13T18:30:44Z Comment by Sebastian Rasheed bahahaha god damn. Monday Morning Podcast everybody! Nothin' else quite like it 2020-07-13T18:26:56Z Comment by Rick McGinnis You need to try another genre to freshen up your drum practice, Billy Bonham - maybe funk or R&B. 2020-07-13T17:33:54Z Comment by Chris 1 rat equals a million they're starting to get more evil and attack people. get the fuck out while you still can 2020-07-13T17:25:16Z Comment by Chris was that rats named Whitey Bulger? 2020-07-13T17:13:11Z