Ant Dick by The Mysterious Decibel published on 2021-10-07T05:06:01Z The Mysterious Decibel - Ant Dick This is a remake of one of my first ever original songs I created way back in the day just for fun. Lyrics, instrumental, Voice Recording, Sounds, mix, master, song structure - The Mysterious Decibel Drum, Bass, and vocals mixed and mastered - Wiener Noose Shoutout to Wiener Noose: www.youtube.com/channel/UCH6S3yOZt3M_p9mBWhVl4qA @WienerNoose Lyrics: There once was a man with a miserable life There was nothing for him that was going right His wife left him for a big black dick and she didn't even say goodbye! It was bad enough that she destroyed his plaque that he got for having a dick smaller than a combo snack why the fuck does it gotta be this way? if only his dick was bigger than a sub from subway He's got an ant dick, it's low arithmetic It don't even pass two on the centimeter stick Very comparable to a broken toothpick Whoaaa Whoaaa Yeahhh! And now we go back to the moment he was born Doctors were confused at the sight of his little thorn Almost non existent like a little kernel of corn His father was surely disappointed and torn One day little ant dick took a walk in the park He stumbled upon an ant hill without any remark He kicked it out of anger and had no shame and then the fire ants attacked his meat like a burning flame! He's got a fire ant dick, it's the devil's walking stick When he pulls down his pants, It makes the ladies sick That broken toothpick is now burning Whoaaa Whoaaa Noo! www.youtube.com/channel/UCZoG_HyJnQJ0VFS7hJnzejg www.instagram.com/the_mysterious_decibel/ www.tiktok.com/@themysteriousdecibel?lang=en themysteriousdecibel.bandcamp.com/ themysteriousdecibel@gmail.com Feel free to let me know and provide advice on how this mix is. Genre Rock Comment by FlexHead Awesomeness 2023-02-19T14:29:34Z Comment by Drum Nuts My nuts feel so alone after listening to this but thats okay! Loving that driving guitar! 2022-08-28T01:30:10Z Comment by Bill Bubb This makes me feel better about my little smeckle for sure. Glad im not alone 2022-08-26T01:59:02Z Comment by Clay Young ant dick is a freak! 2022-08-04T14:16:51Z Comment by Zaeb. Great guitar Sound ! 2022-07-19T20:05:12Z Comment by HOBOCOP Good Stuff!! 2022-07-08T23:29:30Z Comment by HOBOCOP haha 2022-07-08T23:29:13Z Comment by ↯Mahan↯💀↯Mahan↯ I mean i get it, y'all are established famous successful artists doing this bit for fun, and i knew you weren't stay down here in the slumps forever... but it still hurts... a little... more... than a lot. 2022-01-09T04:44:32Z Comment by rasmus destructo Fresh to the ear stylin', just came over from codex's page. Nice work matey !! 2021-11-19T16:31:43Z Comment by The Hollywood Arcade 🤘 2021-11-02T08:39:54Z Comment by Quincy Street Banging bass 2021-11-01T00:48:35Z Comment by Spacial Cecilia Original Mysterious Rock Opera ... 2021-10-28T21:31:21Z Comment by Raðulfr Maganhar :))) Fabulous! For me the mix is very good! 2021-10-25T19:21:46Z Comment by Sergey Melody Nice! 2021-10-25T13:51:20Z Comment by ATOMO ( Official ) very powerfull vocal and brilliant production 😎 like it 👌 2021-10-24T11:45:38Z Comment by Belial Pelegrim This made my Friday evening 2021-10-23T04:05:39Z Comment by Tripping Motion Music Glad to see the normal guy from MWYE is soloing 2021-10-22T16:09:23Z Comment by JoeLiberty Great stuff compelling music, scandalous lyrics, social satire on a touchy (pun intended) subject... awesome :) 2021-10-22T07:47:29Z Comment by jigs trippin lol , love the lyrics :-) great guitar sound , cool track , had a goog laugh :-) 2021-10-22T07:12:06Z Comment by OrangeLight Amazing rock tune:) 2021-10-21T15:50:14Z Comment by Oriental Force (Oriental Love a.k.a Kaya Takada) so cool !! 2021-10-20T23:58:10Z Comment by Phozon man, what a song, thank you 2021-10-20T11:26:17Z Comment by Spirit Sound Innovators such a great intro and the way you mixed it in, the guitars and organs are wow ! just lovely, and the vocal work is phenomenal, really enjoying those guitar leads too, such a great energy to this, loving it bud, thank you - shine 2021-10-16T23:39:35Z Comment by The Mysterious Decibel @user-stationx Thank you station x. appreciate you 2021-10-15T20:14:25Z Comment by STONERJAZZ ha...like a little kernal of corn...poor little beggar...😥😮 2021-10-14T19:48:38Z Comment by TexMex Shaman one of the more absurdly cool choruses around, nice :) this guy just needs a little self confidence is all. that and a bigger toothpick 2021-10-13T13:34:45Z Comment by Couch King Presents cool synths and guitar! lol! 2021-10-13T12:31:49Z Comment by Daniels & Durgy Mothers of Invention greatness all your own. Beautiful words so well orchestrated and performed. Quite a rock symphony. Really well done and crazy fun! Durge 2021-10-13T02:18:26Z Comment by My Tokyo Fantasy 🔥🔥 kinda get some STP vibes but much more original! 2021-10-12T13:22:55Z Comment by TheGat(s) I admit, these lyrics are hilarious, certainly not woke. 2021-10-12T04:11:38Z