Stanford Pines vs. Rick Sanchez- Rap Battles! (Ft. Matt Raichous) [2023] by Grasman published on 2023-04-16T17:13:31Z Grasman as Rick Sanchez, Matt Raichous as Ford Pines. Mixed by Zagranis Rick (Robot): I see what this is, we’re in a rap battle Morty, Against a beat up old man with a tragic backstory? He’s got an overcoat on, and has traveled the galaxy? Christ, the citadel doesn’t have as much clones of me- *gets deactivated* Rick: Your dumbass really fell for that? We aren’t alike at all You tried doing what I do, and got sucked up by your one portal! Cant spit ice, but gave your bro the cold shoulder, sore loser mind’s as hollow as that bag of peanuts that ruined your future! Ford: Have you come to steal my eyes?! I’d really hope you have, see Because Christ, I’m sure that face is an anomaly Alcoholic tries to forget the horror like McGucket did Join the Blind Eye and erase those awful memories I’m so cracked, refer to me as the rift The only time you’re ever cracked’s the windshield of your ship And I wouldn’t let weirdo around a kid Or you’re about to catch a six-fingered fist! Rick: What’s my man blud waffling on about (frrrr) Fricken’ Snake Jazz has got more appeal You wasted 8 bars on how I'm looking? The only time you’re golden’s when my back’s itching MOrty- t-to take this bastard down, i've got just (burp) the trick, I turned myself into a rapper Morty, I’M RAPPER RIIICK!!!!!!! You almost caused the very end of your dimension Just to chill out for 30 years in the M Dimension And when your brother went through crap to save your ass And even after that you couldn’t say “Thanks”? I travel multiverses and explore different timelines You got stuck up on a single town in your entire lifetime You ain’t got bars, sixer, you can’t show me what you got Gotta new catchphrase, cuz I took two dubs! Stan: You’re getting played, Rick, and I’m not talking Fortnite Do people still play that? I haven't been here for a long time For a title character, you wouldn’t expect such a villain You’re doc brown but more 2 dimensional than Bill is And if you wanna talk creations, Rick Not only did you dip, but were you high on acid? Your thirst for revenge leaves a trail of destruction You’re a twisted man who sees people as functions On the track? You crashed, like your wife and life, see on the mic? You’re rapping like a Kirkland Meeseeks got an ego bigger than your IQ, hurting the people you knew The smartest man in the universe? The loneliest too. Incredible. The natural law of Rick, I studied this years ago! A broken man, full of self hate that at the end of the day’s got nothing to show. Genre Hip-hop & Rap Comment by CornCob7178 Grasman’s Rick is so good wtf 2024-01-20T18:11:13Z Comment by Dcorerapbattles love yo rick impression 2023-11-03T00:08:26Z Comment by SSDRAPBATTLES YOOO GUYS GRASMAN HAS THE SCREEN SHOWCASE FOOTAGE IN HIS PATREON 2023-06-16T05:28:06Z Comment by ClarenceTheDuck audio slaps, can't wait for the video 2023-04-16T20:24:41Z Comment by Mavi Kartal absolutely amazing 2023-04-16T18:35:40Z Comment by FulmonThe niiiice 2023-04-16T18:27:13Z Comment by GnomeSC Ford finally got a battle! Well done, voices were on point 2023-04-16T17:30:24Z Comment by box RICK SANCHEZ RAPS EMINEM GODZILLAAAAA 2023-04-16T17:28:18Z