Mister Garfield (Clone Me A Boy) by Love Patrol Beta published on 2017-05-22T01:03:28Z A TAZ filk of Mister Sandman. I came up with the idea between episodes 57 and 58 when I was really worried about Magnus, and when the clone theory was confirmed I had to actually write the thing. Music by Pat Ballard; arrangement by Madelyn Curtin; filk lyrics by Scribe. Lyrics: Mr. Garfield clone me a boy If you can do it I’ll jump for joy Give him a face that’s rustically charming And a physique that’s just a bit disarming Garfield, I’m so upset He’s a protector who can’t protect So cast your spells and don’t be coy Oh Mr. Garfield clone me a boy! Mr. Garfield clone me a boy If you can do it I’ll jump for joy You have his blood and nightmarish powers And this entire world could end in hours Garfield, I’m so upset He’s a protector who can’t protect So cast your spells and don’t be coy Oh Mr. Garfield clone me a boy! Mr. Garfield clone me a boy Replace that body that got destroyed Make sure his blows and hugs will be crushing And that his legs are strong and built for rushing Garfield, make me a deal He needs a body that can fight and feel So cast your spells and don’t be coy Oh Mr. Garfield clone me, oh please please clone me Mr. Garfield clone me a boy! Genre Filk Comment by xXMarshmallowXx XD I love it 2021-09-14T02:43:26Z Comment by CinMonBun oh my god this is the best 2020-12-28T18:00:37Z Comment by CatGirl129 Lol yes 2019-06-11T00:44:10Z Comment by topher that was wonderful, thank you 2019-06-05T20:07:26Z Comment by Dayana Ore Got war flashbacks of ever [Insert] boy in Monster Factory 2019-05-20T12:22:59Z Comment by Lillily this is the best thing I've ever heard 2019-04-24T00:11:07Z