43 CHRISTMAS STOATER by BILLY T CASH published on 2023-11-16T21:25:50Z 43 STOATER by WILLIAM CASHMORE artist BILLY T CASH ----- chorus---- ah yah beauty its christmas time eating ah the grub drinkin ah that wine everyones dancing round the christmas tree auld grandpas singing merrylee the fire is glowing people missletoeing ah this christmas is gonna be a stoater granny forgot to take her rollers oot she disnae care she keeps dancin aboot aunty jeans burst her frock at the back you can see right down to her knickernack uncle andys wig is so lopsided and he disnae want to be confided aunty meg shes dyin for a fag you can tell by her cough she needs that drag peggy next door now shes a nosey bugger she always wants for me to hugger with all the laughin and the banter were ah here waitin for santa ----- chorus---- ah yah beauty its christmas time eating ah the grub drinkin ah that wine everyones dancing round the christmas tree auld grandpas singing merrylee the fire is glowing people missletoeing ah this christmas is gonna be a stoater ill get it hello there - im lookin for bob-- bob who--- im dreaming of a white christmas-- never heard of him oh yah beauty its christmas time were ah gettin drunk drinkin ah that wine now weve started a wee karaoke masie broon shes dayin the hocky cocky look whos here its franky poatter oh this christmas its gonny be a stoater now jessie thomson shes a stunner she canny get a man it makes me wunner geordie mcdougal hears sleigh bells ringin next thing youll know hell hear angels singing in the snow the kids they all play waitin for santa and christmas day ----- chorus---- ah yah beauty its christmas time eating ah the grub drinkin ah that wine everyones dancing round the christmas tree auld grandpas singing merrylee the fire is glowing people missletoeing ah this christmas is gonna be a stoater 43 STOATER Genre FUNNY CHRISTMAS Comment by SENNID Merry Chrstmas 2023-12-21T21:47:00Z Comment by Joe Stroffolino Really fun song. I’ve listened to it several times and it keeps making me smile every time I listen. 2023-12-20T00:02:00Z Comment by Shepard THIS IS POWERFUL! 2023-12-09T01:42:51Z Comment by Dreamer THIS IS AMAZING 2023-12-08T17:54:13Z Comment by PARA-NML Reposted! 2023-12-08T17:00:48Z Comment by BN Partnership Fire! Reposted! 2023-12-08T10:19:56Z