Mama's Little Helper by Lost In The Sauce

She's got a little baggie in her wristlet pouch from coach
Inside she's got some bud zig zag papers and a Roach
When her upper middle class problems drive her insane
Mamma makes a call to Mary Jane

She drops the kids at baseball with an apple in each mitt
She pulls out of the lot having already packed a hit
3 hits and 10 miles later and she's at the field again
With a diet coke, a wax pen and a grin

While my mother waters plants
She also loads her bong
She says "other moms have chardonnay,
so how could it be wrong
To unwind with fatty jay?