Nasty Niamh by Manletmachine

Niamh
Calls me a creep
Mentally ill freak
So viscous cruel and mean
But she still shows up in my dreams
In my sleep
I’m in too deep
I’m in too deep

Niamh
Sent her panties
To a dalit
From the streets
Of Mumbai
I wanna cry
Pretends to be nice
I fell for every lie
She’s praying that I die

She’s such a meanie
She's such a meanie
Playing with my feelings
She’s such a meanie
She's such a meanie
I don't want you anymore finally see things clearly

Said she’s not a sexual serpent
But bullied me for being a virgin
You know niamh I’m really hurtin
Wish you’d post on neets.net instead of just lurkin

I don’t understand the hate
I just wanted to be your mate
But you write me off and claim I should be locked in a cage
Fuck the patriarchy for giving you all this rage

She’s such a meanie
She's such a meanie
Playing with my feelings
She’s such a meanie
She's such a meanie
I don’t want you anymore
Finally seeing things clearly

Stuck writing these songs
Turns out she was an evil slut all along
Messed up my head but won’t admit it was wrong
Claims to hate men but she’s never single long
Stuck writing these songs
Turns out she was an evil slut all along
Messed up my head but won’t admit it was wrong
Misandrist yet always gagging on chad’s schlong

She’s such a meanie
I don’t want you anymore
Wait actually I don’t mean it

She’s so mean to me
But she’s a necessity