Lower Duck Pond by Ralynn Wynn published on 2024-06-04T17:00:06Z I've lived here for a week and you've all inspired me so much! This one is for you even if the recording quality is off. I havent got all my stuff set up yet! [Lyrics] Lower Duck Pond What a hell of a place A hilarious mayor who wants you to sit on his face There's ramen in potholes and an angry chihuahua There's a loose hyena We had to boil our water But rarely! and you know it would seem... Like we're living the dream! Ever since my first day I could tell that you were different When I blew a tire in the street and somebody listened! He was just as mad as me, and you know that makes me see that this town just HITS DIFFERENT! Every day when I go outside I never know what I will find Which new exotic pet got loose? Hey is this somebody's goose? My neighbor might be angry, and his dog is always hangry, he's bitten my hand more times than I can count, but he's really very caring, and not against sharing! He happily lent his lawnmower to me! Sure he's rough around the edges, but have you seen his hedges? I've never seen a bush look so neat! My first day in this city was so lovely, it's so pretty! But the people are what have me convinced! The amount of hospitality is out of this reality Oh and have you been to the stitch and bitch? So cathartic... and then... weirdly wild...? The folks are so delighting and oh so inviting I seem to have found the place I'd like to stay! I can't wait to meet all of you I know it might seem out the blue but you've all really brightened up my days I can't wait to own a business to see all your smiling faces to be the game master to take you away! I want to fill your minds with fantasy an escape from reality I want to be the one to make your day a little less grey. Here in Lower Duck Pond I have found my home I'll be with you always No longer will I roam.
