Whisker Me Away

This song is a humorous and relatable tribute to the carefree life of cats. I'm poking fun at the monotony and stress of adult life, where bills and deadlines seem to never end. Meanwhile, our feline friends are lounging in the sun, napping, and getting treats for being adorable. This song is a tongue-in-cheek wish to trade in my human worries for a life of whisker-twitching, sunbeam-basking, and laser-pointer-chasing bliss. I'm joking about wanting to be whisked away to a world where life is simple, and all that matters is napping, playing, and being pampered. It's a lighthearted ode to the joys of cat ownership and the envy that comes with it.

LYRICS:

[Verse 1]
I wake up to alarms, not sunbeams on my fur
I drag myself to work, still broke, it's all a blur
Bills are breeding like some bunnies, rent just doubled too
And my boss says, “Smile more!”—I’d rather eat my shoe

[Pre-Chorus]
But then I see my kitty, sprawled out on the floor
Living like a queen while I crawl out the door

[Chorus]
Oh whisker me away, let me nap all day
Stretch out in a sunbeam, dream my cares away
No emails, no meetings, just laser light prey
Nine lives, no stress—sign me up, okay?
Whisker me away

[Verse 2]
She scratches up the couch, gets treats for that crime
I pay a parking ticket, and somehow do hard time
She meows and gets attention, I scream and get ignored
She walks across the keyboard, she’s CEO adored

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh she don’t do laundry, she don’t pay no dues
Just knocks stuff off the counter like she’s got nothing to lose

[Chorus]
Oh whisker me away, let me nap all day
Stretch out in a sunbeam, dream my cares away
No drama, no deadlines, just yarn and a tray
Of tuna and cuddles—where do I sign, eh?
Whisker me away

[Verse 3]
She’s never had to budget, or stress about a date
Just stares into the void with a look that says “I’m great”
She doesn’t fear inflation, or cry in the bath
She purrs herself to sleep, now that’s a golden path

[Chorus]
Whisker me away, let me nap all day
Paw at the window, chase shadows at play
No taxes, no heartbreak, just naps in array
If I had whiskers, I’d be okay
Whisker me away

[Bridge]
Give me a tail, and a smug little stare
A cat tree to climb, and no need to care
I’ll knock down your glass and I won’t feel bad
‘Cause I’ll be adorable, majestic, and rad

[Chorus]
Whisker me away, let me nap all day
Stretch out in a sunbeam, dream my cares away
No humans to please, no bills to repay
Just me and my fur and my own way
Whisker me away

[Outro]
So if reincarnation’s real, hear my plea today
Make me fluffy, purry, and sassy
And whisker me away