The Corking Crack Band Formed inside the singularity, (there was nothing else to do - or indeed time to do it in) The Corking Crack Band really burst onto the scene with the Big Bang. Dormant through sheer ugly lethargy, they evolved their ideas inside the primordial soup: not, you understand, the same primordial soup that you evolved from - this primordial soup was of a much higher quality; You are minestrone to The CCB’s truffle infused lobster bisque. Having existed for millennia and absorbed the natural rhythms of the universe, alongside one or two narcotics (allegedly) they decided it was time to stop fannying around with simply existing and instead to get down to some serious rock. Having then kickstarted their quarry project and ushered in the Stone Age, they discovered music. Despite their early entrance onto the music scene, they take inspiration largely from the music of the Tweenies. The ever-changing roster of members, centred around a core few such as sometimes band leader Cuthbert Crack Band, they seek to emulate the CBBC legends in all their forms. That is, of course, when they are not fighting the malicious machinations of their evil nemesis supergroup, The Patchwork Pillocks, who are hellbent on destroying the world through the medium of catchy melodies and unusual time sigs that just really jam. The story continues… The Corking Crack Band’s tracks 180 by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-05-26T17:10:35Z The Poorest Heart by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-05-22T13:35:36Z The Way The Rain Falls by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-05-20T10:28:36Z For Tomorrow by The Corking Crack Band published on 2024-05-14T10:49:53Z