RON DESANTIS (YEAH YEAH YEAH) by andrewstreeter

Parody of "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John
As heard on Because Miami cc: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Every Friday, wherever you get your podcasts
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Ron DeSantis (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

You could never know what it’s like
Being male, upper class and white
And if you advocate for fundamental human rights then you don’t belong in Florida
Let’s get one thing right

And if you think “this fool could never win”; believe me, populism’s coming back again
I’ve got a bunch of powerful allies
I’m like an easier-to-stomach version of the orange guy

Don’t you know that Ron DeSantis wants to be your president
But only if you’re lean far-right, and if you aren’t an immigrant
Ron DeSantis — yeah he is your guy
If you wanna set the country back decades on civil rights

Ron DeSantis (yeah yeah yeah!)
Ron’s a fascist (yeah yeah yeah!)

The rule is anti-woke and anti-vax
His schools will teach you God instead of facts
A mumbling 9-year-old with a big fat face
You can keep your Disney drag queens,
Nazis are his base

Ron DeSantis hates blacks, gays and kids
Florida is your free state…if you’re a white supremacist
Ron DeSantis;
If you’re foreign-born
He’s got a plane to Martha’s Vineyard you can hop right on…

Ron DeSantis (yeah yeah yeah!)
Ron’s a fascist (yeah yeah yeah!)
Ron DeSantis (yeah yeah yeah!)
Christofascist (yeah yeah yeah!)