Ditch Weed Is My Kind of Lullaby (Rewrite of Whiskey Is My Kind Of Lullaby by Pat The Bunny)

[Verse 1]

I was a stoner until I turned plant and pill head

But before someone kick-started my cripple career, I was straightedge

And everyone's quick to forget you when you're just a wreck

Before we disappear let's make some noise they won't forget

[Chorus 1]

And I'll smoke myself to death

Or at least, I'll smoke myself to sleep.

I fall asleep smoking to wake up on fire, because that might get me out of this bed for a while

As they drive past, with my bag on my shoulder I can't help but smile through the pain.

I'm sleeping in the ditch tonight, but it's alright.

Because ditch weed is my kind of lullaby

[Verse 2]

I was sober all morning till I woke up this afternoon

And before life left me cynical and bitter you know I was shooting for the moon

But now I'm shooting for that peace, when that air mattress I'm dying on starts to leak soon

I'm spastic, the plastic offgassing, hours passing, the propane torch blasting bafoon.

[Chorus 2]

And I'll smoke myself to death

70s, style like rheuzus monkeys

Turkey bags, fish pump, kanapinis pound, I will achieve, asphyxiation, and release.

As the bag fills, last exit to home, I am waving goodbye, and I might be sleeping in for good tonight, and all I See's white, baby ditch weed is my kind of lullaby,