Pothole Problem by Ralynn Wynn

Lyrics by: C.G and Ralynn Wynn
Vocals provided by: Jake (JAAAM) Milton (Thanks for sticking around and learning the song man, that was cool of you)

[Lyrics]

Yo Lower Duck Pond, this is Ray-lynn and C.G

We got somethin’ to say
And it ain't pretty
We got a bad pothole problem
In this city

I know you want to sit and ignore
While down on our tires the potholes bore
All the while the Mayor snores
Won't solve the problem never know what for

Ohhh ohh OHH these potholes
They're out of control
They're taking their toll
On my tires and soul (Oh my soul)

I'm sick and frustrated
That's why I escalated
To writing a rap about potholes (They're bad)

First things first
The pothole on Grouse
Corner of Finch
Just outside my house

It’s deep enough to swim
It’s deep enough to break your leg at the knee
And I’m gonna go out on a limb
And say this pothole is one that the mayor hasn't seen

It’s cracked end to end
It splits the street
Someone filled it with lasagna
A whole sheet!

Ohhh ohh OHH these potholes
They're out of control (control!)
They're taking their toll
On my tires and soul (Not my tires!)

I'm sick and frustrated
That's why I escalated
To writing a rap about potholes

There are other potholes ‘round town
They’ve got pasta in em too
Who’s wasting pasta?
Is it you?

Turn yourself in
Littering is a crime
Wasting food is wrong
Just do your time --

C.G... I'm not finishing this, I'm gonna skip this part... Yeah? That's okay?... Cool.

We’ve got potholes all over this town
If you look you’ll see em all around
We got potholes on:

Willow
Armadillo
And all along Camarilla
If you dodge the ones on Cider
Watch out for the ones on Eisner
Turn the corner
Onto Warner
And your car sounds like a mortar

Have you driven Brine or Grevel?
Both are shoddy and disheveled
Hoover
Cooper
Rover
Hooper
Grover
Grouper

(Can you hear your shocks going?)

Meyers
Breyers
Hope Street
Geyser

Ferrel
Meril
54th
And Carol

West
Crest
Bunt Street
Nest

Have you driven Kent?
Trent?
Jester?
or Lent?

And don't forget
Pent
Brent
King street
and Gent.

Littering Lester
Pitting Chester
Damaging Fellow
Scattered on Meadow

HERBERT
SHERBET
69th
and RUPERT

All of these roads are in need of repair
And I just got one question
WHERE IS THE MAYOR

Ohhh ohh OHH these potholes
They're out of control
They're taking their toll (these pot holes!)
On my tires and soul (My soul)

I'm sick and frustrated (I'm mad)
That's why I escalated (real mad)
To writing a rap about pot-holes

Now do you get it?
The streets are a mess
So don’t continue to test
Cuz I will protest
Because I detest these POT-HOLES!

And I got one more thing to say…
R.I.P TAYLOR GEORGE
MISS YOU EVERY DAY!!!

Ohhh ohh OHH these potholes
They're out of control
They're taking their toll (They only take!)
On my tires and soul

I'm sick and frustrated
That's why I escalated
To writing a rap about potholes