Laundry Day (Remastered) by LMNōP

"Laundry Day (Remastered)" - (Comedy Funk/Soul/R&B) - [Themed]

r/songaweek submissions 2025 - week 4 - Dorian

REMASTERED AND MIXED BY S.M. (proprietary)

This week I was sick as a dog with Covid and found myself reminiscing about the pandemic times.

Using a Dorian chord progression I crafted a song about how sickness delirium emboldens my flirtatiousness; specifically with the nurses treating my covid.

The conceit here is that I've done my laundry today and therefore I'm a catch; this is the case I make to my sexy bedside attendants, who are I suspect used to such sick silliness.

I re released this after having a friend remix and master; sounded much better!

progression:

Dm7, Bb7, C
F, Gm7, Am7, Bb

lyrics:

I did my laundry today;
bitches tryna get with me
I did my laundry today;
bitches saying where the ring?
I did my laundry today;
bitches leaving quarantine
I did my laundry today;
bitches know I'm looking clean

Yeah you and me, we was meant to be
even though I came down with the C-O-V
-I-D 19, oh you looking so clean
like a white trim mama in a fever dream

yeah I saw you in the ICU
you was looking pretty fine with some blood on your shoe
I thought that I'd come up just to see your stuff
see if I could get ya if I cried enough

I did my laundry today;
bitches tryna get with me
I did my laundry today;
bitches saying where the ring?
I did my laundry today;
bitches leaving quarantine
I did my laundry today;
bitches know I'm looking clean

Working 9 to 5 in your N95
I need you in my life, I need you by my side
I got a real strict rule: try to keep 6 feet
but baby that's a little too far for me

well there ain't nothing better
than a medical student in her sweater
she's telling me I could probably sleep it off
but I'd rather she said turn your head and cough

I did my laundry today;
bitches tryna get with me
I did my laundry today;
bitches saying where the ring?
I did my laundry today;
bitches leaving quarantine
I did my laundry today;
bitches know I'm looking clean

well maybe I'll see you later
when you bring me my ventilator
though it may just be the state I'm in today
baby I think you take my breath away

oh there ain't nothing finer
than a nurse from North Carolina
baby don't be so mad at me
why don't we play like greys anatomy?

I did my laundry today;
bitches tryna get with me
I did my laundry today;
bitches saying where the ring?
I did my laundry today;
bitches leaving quarantine
I did my laundry today;
bitches know I'm looking clean